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Whenever questions or comments come up about being full time commando, one of the most popular is, "Do you go to the doctor without underwear?" Since I went full time in my teens, I of course had many school, sports, driving, and employment physicals without wearing underwear. And as she starts inserting a fresh new speculum, “grandma” looks at me and says: “My, aren’t we just getting tagged-teamed today?”

Now one might assume that having a large man hold my butt cheeks apart while my ass is sliced up is the embarrassing part but not so much. After the doctor finishes with the stitched, the nurse comes in and hands me a maxi-pad. Anyway, she’s got my balls in her hand and I’m kind of a smart ass so I look right into her eyes and say “oh yeah… cradle the balls, stroke the shaft.” She burst out laughing, walked out of the office, and told my mom. First off, for those who don‘t know what a diva cup it‘s a reusable silicone cup you put in your vagina while menstrating, it collects your blood, you take it out, rinse it, life is good. No 1 am trips for overly expensive off-brand tampons at a convenience store and they‘re better for the environment. Mike has also turned down numerous lucrative sponsorship and business opportunities, as he wouldn’t feel comfortable selling anything that he wouldn’t recommend to his own clients. Hailed by People Magazine as the “ Sexiest Doctor Alive“, Mikhail Varshavski better known as Dr. Mike is a 2nd year resident in New York City. Dr Mike is pursuing a board certification in family medicine. Despite the popularity he’s been getting because of his good looks, the doctor is not just a pretty face ­ he actually uses his “internet fame” to inspire and raise awareness of causes he’s most passionate about.On a recent note, Dr. Mike is being linked to 2015 Miss Universe ­ Pia Wurtzbach. After they met on an event, the two has been exchanging tweets and has been seen together going on some “friendly dates”. I went in for a prostate exam and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. She said it’s common, but I was totally embarrassed. Though a few years later, I did run into her. Still just as hot as ever. I doubt she remembered me. Though if I’d brought it up, I’m sure she would have. She told me to take my pants off, lay down on the table and spread my legs a bit. I instantly started feeling that familiar tingle down low and knew I was in for some trouble. She rubbed the jelly on the ultrasound camera and then put a little on her fingers and rubbed it onto my balls. Feels good man. She gently flipped my penis up and covered it with a towel so that just my scrotum was exposed, and that did it… I had a full fledged hardon within 6 seconds. A friend of a friend went to jump over a metal fence and slipped. He just jumped over and kept going. Suddenly he started feeling dizzy. He looks down, and there’s a huge hole in his pants and there’s blood everywhere. They get to the ER, he drops his pants, and the Dr goes, “Welp. You have 2 anuses.”

Probably one of the hottest female doctors in the world, Dr. Stacey Naito is a board certified family practice physician with special emphasis in rehab medicine, aesthetic, dermatology, weight management, hormone balance/anti­aging. The beautiful doctor is also an IFBB Bikini Pro and a published fashion/fitness cover model. So she does her thing. Takes some blood, asks me questions about my sexual activities (which at that time were nothing more than solo). So, I went to the imaging center, did the paperwork and went into the room and sat on the table. After a couple minutes of waiting in comes the nurse. She was blonde, probably about 25 and was smoking hot. Dr. Sonia Batra ­ a Los Angeles native, is a Mohs fellowship ­trained, board­ certified dermatologist with training from Harvard, Oxford, and Stanford. Take note, she graduated early from Harvard as a Magna Cum Laude. The female dermatologist is also a frequent media expert ­ she has appeared alongside Dr. Travis Stork in some of the episodes of “The Doctors”. 8. Dr. Stacey NaitoAfter these pleasantries, I’m lying on the exam table, staring at the ceiling, just waiting for the whole ordeal to end, when she seems to get upset, and readjusts an electrode she just put on me. She then says “Stop distracting me!” I should mention, the room was very cold, and my chest, well- you know what happens. The doctor then tells me “Well, you’re going to be bleeding for a while, you should put that in your boxers to catch any spotting.”

Because of the location of the gash, I had to remove my shorts and underwear so that she could get at it and I was given a small washcloth-type thing to protect my modesty. So she sets to work sewing me up, leaning over the top of me, her boobs pressing into the side of my leg, her breath slowly blowing over my cloth-covered loins, and I couldn’t stop it. I got that feeling, you know, the 8am-Math-class-hot-girl-sitting-next-to-you-in-short-shorts-better-move-the-textbook-to-my-lap feeling. Sure enough, after about 20 stitches the cloth starts to swell, and then peak, and then push to the side. So I had just gotten a diva cup and after a couple days I was feeling overly confident and decided this would be the night I kept it in over night but I guess it had decided to go much deeper than it should have. Still being a diva cup-noob I wasn’t very adept at fishing it out (nor did I know I was at virtually no risk of any immediate danger of keeping it in too long) so after about 2 hours, several positions and a shower later I rush to the on-campus doctor. When I was 16, my doctor decided to run a test on my heart. I had no idea exactly why, or what it involved, but the next thing I know, I’m in a room with his assistant – a middle aged, large, Eastern European woman whose name should be Helga or the like, telling me to “zek off yur cloz!” I take off my shoes, jeans, and shirt, remaining in a bra and undies. She then seems upset, and barks “Why ze bra? yu tink I have seen no female part before?!”

We can’t give you any anesthetic. The blood vessels of the anus are too small and anesthetic may cause clotting” [I’m not sure if he said clotting specifically, but there was some risk of complication] This is why he never gives out specific advice, but general guidance to get people on the right path. Instead of talking about the hot topics of the day that may garner more views, he makes sure he stays away from talking about it if he’s not an expert. In short, he gives his audience the respect that he would want to have from his own doctor. For whatever reason when I was 20 and in college I needed a physical. I hadn’t been to the doctor in a while and needed it ASAP. My parents suggested I just see my old pediatrician. I scheduled an appointment and went. The day of the exam, I go in and I’m given the instructions on what the procedure will entail. I will be receiving a barium enema which will allow the xrays to show any abnormalities in my GI tract. Now, the doctors failed to really get SPECIFIC about the enema part — particularly how much pressure the enema would put me under. They also kind of forgot to mention the fact that the “seal” isn’t always sufficiently strong to contain the pressure. As soon as the Doctor took a look he said “Ok, this thing is about to burst, we need to cut it out.”