The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain Confesses Anonymously

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I'm not telling you what the lesson is. I'm saying you need to read it and find your own meaning and important lessons of humanity." He later quips: "There's a lot of advice in there on how to screw people over in your office". WHAT DO B3TA AND BORIS JOHNSON HAVE IN COMMON? THEY BOTH SEEMED LIKE A FUNNY IDEA 20 YEARS AGO AND NOW NEITHER OF THEM WILL F*** OFF" Actor Elijah Wood – who plays Frodo Baggins in the Lord of the Rings movie series – follows Fesshole, and so does eccentric English artist Grayson Perry. When we start talking about tendencies for secrecy, we bump right up into personality psychology," he said. "A common way of measuring personality is to ask about five broad traits: Openness (open to new experiences and to things being complicated), Conscientiousness (organized, disciplined), Extraversion (enthusiastic, social), Agreeableness (polite, eager to please), and Neuroticism (the less polite word for high negative emotion; many prefer to call this “low emotional stability” instead)."

He said some of his funniest moments include a woman whose husband’s dying wish was for everyone to think he lead a double life.

My research finds that someone who is more secretive (whether having had many experiences from the list or just a few) tends to be less extraverted and less emotionally stable, but more conscientious," Slepian said. MORE : Leonardo DiCaprio goes up against Boris Johnson as he praises new Ulez, and we bet that wasn’t on your bingo card The book is split into 10 sections, ranging from crime and neighbours, through to family, and of course sex. Each section is then split further, which just breaks up the book a little.

It’s confession time, folks! Things have been building up inside of you for too long. Secrets you thought you’d never share with another soul are bubbling to the surface begging for release. Some of his Tweets have been retweeted and shared to millions of people. The funny anecdotes have reached across the globe, and has even lead to followers in Hollywood. I once dumped a perfectly nice girl because she sliced her toast vertically. Looked her up, shes now a rich lawyer. I am an idiot. The wild, the wonderful, the frankly unbelievable and the downright disgusting. Under the anonymity of the internet people confess their most embarrassing secrets and it might not be good for their souls, but it's great for the readers!'Richard K HerringRon has been sent 150,000 anonymous confessions, and shares the ones he thinks his audience will like the most - so long as they are not creepy and he doesn't think they are made up. Confessions like: "I'm a bus driver. If I'm having a bad day at work, I'll look in the mirror while driving, and mutter to myself 'you're all ****s aren't you?' and then tap the brakes twice so they all nod."

After a heavy drinking session, I shat the bed. Told the wife it was the dog to avoid embarrassment. The size and stench was so bad that she took him to the vet, and found out he was showing early signs of stomach cancer. I inadvertently saved my dog but can never take credit."Rob has made a career out of internet-based entertainment. He has released the weekly b3ta newsletter since before I was born, and credits it as his first project that amassed some “fans and public recognition”. Crucially, it gives him the ability to launch a new project because he always has the “first 50 people to look at something”. The newsletter itself has a pleasingly under-designed look, which is “all about trying to make people enjoy the content”, rather than focus upon the formatting or design. “In 2001, when it launched, that was a retro look for a newsletter” – and it has not changed since. The father-of-three said he is the first generation of internet influencers – and has been running comedy projects online for over 20 years. The father-of-three from Wolverhampton has been breaking a niche in the internet for 20 years, and started Fesshole in 2019. It was the product of another account called ‘Anonopin’ [anonymous opinion] and Rob was encouraged after one of his mates said it was the perfect way for him to ‘moan his head off’ and do it without anyone knowing it was him.

Could you imagine watching Iron Man 3 once, let alone five times in seven days? (Picture: @fesshole) The RRP is the suggested or Recommended Retail Price of a product, set by the publisher or manufacturer. Working as a solicitor I have to do loads of anti-money laundering training; how to spot it, what methods are used, new developments in techniques, etc. As a result, I'd be really good at money laundering and I think I'd enjoy the creative challenge more than the day job.It's confession time, folks! Things have been building up inside of you for too long. Secrets you thought you'd never share with another soul are bubbling to the surface begging for release. I've been a practising lawyer now for 12 years. I still don't really understand what 'beyond all reasonable doubt' actually means. Fesshole Live is Rob’s current preoccupation – but afterwards, can we expect more projects from him? He gave me a resounding yes. As one of the “ internet’s first influencers”, he tells me that he’s “made a commitment to entertaining via internet projects until I die”. I have a one year gap on my resume, which I fill with "working for a marine conservation organisation in Belize". I was actually stripping for the year to clear debts and build a house deposit. I'm a lawyer now.