Novelty & Fun Gift for Him & Her - Jizz Game

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All our products are delivered in discreet plain brown boxed packaging with no visual material or information whatsoever. Well, it turns out you don't need to dig out your Pog collection and listen to N'Sync on your dodgy walkman to transport you and your mates right back to the 90s – you just need the Totally 90s Board Game. JIZZ is really easy to use, you can fill the balls with any liquid you like, spin the rollers which tell you where to aim and how many pumps to give. The numbered wheel tells you how many pumps you need to do while the second wheel determines where the willy must point!

Last Name * Please enter a Last Name Please enter a valid Last Name, the maximum length is 50 characters. You can fill the balls with whatever liquid you desire (we recommend the most potent of cocktails and spirits, obviously), leaving you to sit back, pump, and watch things get seriously messy. If youre lucky you might roll a left or right arrow which means you can point Jizz at the player to your left or right and pump Jizz at them. The rules are pretty simple, you take it in turn to spin the balls which will determine your fate - for example, six pumps towards the face, or four pumps into the mouth.Depending on the nature of the card, you might have to say the background colour, the text colour or a swear word. The built-in randomiser will release some liquid from the tip of the shaft, squirting someone in the face when you least expect it. You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice.

This hilarious spunky junky game is great fun at any adult party, from hen nights to birthday celebrations, we're sure you'll have a ball! But please don't get the wrong end of the dick; to avoid getting an eyeful of alcohol, we recommend playing this drinking game with water (but if you want to fill it with Pinot or Pina Colada it's not like we can stop you. Players must then point Jizz to where is shown on the second ball then pump it the number of times indicated on the first ball. The Tempest and Tease is the sweet and sexy couples card game that rewards you both as a couple and as individuals.Brilliant seller, had an issue with the first one arriving slightly damaged via transit (the seller packed it very well! We don't mean to sound cocky, but adult novelty gifts are totally our forte, and it's been a schlong time since we've come across something as crude, rude and delightfully nutty as the Jizz game! The Jizz Game is the perfect party game of peril, where you could be left with something not too dissimilar to egg on your face! Once you've purchased this item, simply look out for the Feefo feedback form, that'll be sent close to the estimated arrival date and then submit your thoughts to appear here!

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