The Diabolical Gift People - Grow A Boyfriend

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It features all kinds of creative prompts—like “We’d make the best ___ team ever” and “I love it when we ___ like ___”—that you can make as sappy or as funny as you’d like. Sure he's a teeny tiny hunk, but pop him in a bowl of water and he'll soon become the pocket sized other half that will love and cherish you. With our Grow Your Own Boyfriend you can eliminate all the negatives of having a real life boyfriend and begin to reap the benefits instead. If you ever feel like it's time to take a break, simply remove her from the water and she'll soon shrink.

Turning off the personalised advertising setting won’t stop you from seeing Etsy ads, but it may make the ads you see less relevant or more repetitive. Heat up your next date night with this fun game, which contains three different types of cards: Talk (which are, essentially, conversation starters ), Flirt (for example, “Describe how you would you like your partner to seduce you one day”), or Dare (think: NSFW), all of which are designed to bring you two even closer. We may use your personal information to send you promotional information about third parties which we think you may find interesting if you tell us that you wish this to happen.You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice.

Once you agree, the file is added and the cookie helps analyse web traffic or lets you know when you visit a particular site. It's a lot easier to convince this hot babe to go out with you and you shouldn't have too many problems keeping her happy either. He gets larger the longer he is in water and unlike the real thing stays with her and she can shrink him whenever she feels just by taking her foot off his head!Our Grow Your Own Man will help you forget the dating scene and move straight into the bliss of a steady relationship. Vielleicht habe ich das Männchen etwas zu lange im Wasser liegen lassen oder die Packung war schon etwas überlagert - na egal, Hauptsache, es geht ihm gut. All our products are hand-picked by a team of gifting experts with over 30 years experience in sourcing and selecting fantastic presents. Sure, this grow your own girlfriend might only be 6 cm tall at the moment, but pop her in some room temperature water and she'll soon be up to 600% larger than her original size. A cookie in no way gives us access to your computer or any information about you, other than the data you choose to share with us.

Please Note: Only 1 x product listed is supplied, group images are shown for illustration purposes only. Place this Grow product in water and watch, over a period of 72 hours, as it expands 600% from it's original size. So make your next date night a whole lot more interesting with this deck of 150 cards, each of which contains a thought-provoking prompt, from “On a scale of 1-10, how nervous would be if I started to look through your phone? Now you can have a home-grown boyfriend who would go to the ends of the Earth to keep his special lady happy if only! Take him out again and he will go down to his original size - but don't worry, he can grow back again!

I bought this as a bit of fun at Christmas for a work colleague who is always on the lookout for a boyfriend.