69 Jokes about 69: Sex Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Dark Jokes, Clever Jokes, Best or Worst Jokes about the sexy number of 69

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How can a single egg be fertilized with 100 million sperm? Because they will not stop to get directions.

Why do b**bs and toys have so much in common? Both were originally intended for kids, but daddies end up playing with them instead. At age 12, I started responding, "Twelving like a pro." whenever someone asked me what I was up to. Growing older, I've begun to wonder if the payoff will really be worth it by age 69. Not every joke needs to be family-friendly or G-rated. Some of those jokes are dirty jokes (never appropriate but) always funny. Looked around and collected some of the funniest dirty jokes only for adults. Santa Clause makes an appearance in some, your wife is in others, and still others are simply dirty puns.One Sunday, a married couple is in church… When the woman turns to her husband and says, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband turned to her and says, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.” Rearrange these letters to form words. 1. PNEIS 2. BUTTSXE Did you get “SPINE” and “SUBTEXT”? Yeah… Neither did I. I got fired from my bingo calling job today. Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69. When a man is in your bed, gasping for breath and calling your name, what does it mean? You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough. Before the clients left the sperm bank, what did the receptionist say to them? Thank you for coming!

My 12 year old daughter just asked why people find the number 69 so funny. It's quite the position to be in. Short 69 puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 69 humour may include short jokes also. The punchline to these 79 dirty jokes and memes for adults will make you laugh out loud no matter where you are. Hilariously Inappropriate List of Dirty Jokes

What do you call 69-ing in China?

My girlfriend just asked how mature I was on a scale of 1 to 100.. ..apparently 69 was not the correct answer. Did you know that a Rubik’s Cube has something in common with a p*nis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.