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Willy Wonka, chapter 18, 'Down The Chocolate River', 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory', 1964. The Best 'Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory' Quotes Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who every day tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy making cads? And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster. Willy Wonka: But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, "I don't care what star sign it is!"

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan." Two cows are grazing in a field. One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!" Many others loved the message of the advert, with one person saying: "Absolute joy to watch (especially on a Monday morning first thing). Made me laugh so much I spat my cup of tea everywhere! Thank you for bringing sparkle and fun." What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks—I'll never part with it. I'm thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events. I wonder how many people are in that field.Willy Wonka, chapter 17, 'Augustus Gloop Goes Up The Pipe', ' Charlie And The Chocolate Factory', 1964.

Another commented: "Perfect Christmas advertisement! Marks and Spencer take note. Christmas is about love NOT being selfish! I'm not usually an Aldi shopper but M&S won't be my shop of choice this year." Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Willy Wonka quotes then why not take a look at Anne Of Green Gables quotes, or 'Alice Through The Looking Glass' quotes.

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You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!" Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely. Charlie And The Chocolate Factory' is a children's novel by the British author Roald Dahl published in 1964. What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Because the taste would be terrible. Just imagine it! Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop! No one would buy it."

The Best 'Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory' Quotes

The book was adapted to a movie, 'Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory' in 1971 where the legendary Gene Wilder portrayed the character of Willy Wonka. Subsequently, Johnny Depp played the eccentric chocolatier character in the 2005 musical fantasy film 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.' These Gene Wilder quotes from 'Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory' (1971) have etched the character forever into our minds.

Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it; want to change the world... there's nothing to it." Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."Life’s too short to not spend it laughing from the belly. Here at IWOOT UK, we encourage silliness, hilarity, and cheesiness, which is why we’re your go-to for funny gifts. If you’re looking for a present that’s guaranteed to make someone giggle, shop our offers and laugh-out-loud-worthy products now. Willy Wonka: Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries. I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.