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Regardless of where you fit in, it’s important to take care of your partner — or provide aftercare — following a scene or kink play. When your spouse gets a little upset, just remember a simple “calm down” in a soothing voice is all it takes to get them a lot more upset. The wife is angry as her husband is standing too close to a beautiful girl on the bus. A few seconds later, the girl slaps him for pinching.

Watch This!: FaceTime (or similar) your significant other while riding the date. Post a screenshot of the reaction. Dinner Was Spicy Post a photo/video of you wearing a remote-controlled vibrator to dinner. Give your significant other/date the control.There are also some truly odd moments within the realm of kink, ranging anywhere from m/f couples looking for a unicorn (or another woman to hook up with the couple, without any strings attached): Get Curious Make a post in the /r/HotWifeLifeStyle community asking questions you may have. Interact with at least two people who answer you.

Wife: *Shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case…Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn’t listening.” 60) We met our bull at a hotel, we all sat together chatting and had a glass of wine to take the edge off - we were excited, but nervous. I was sitting on the couch with the bull and my partner was sitting in the chair across from us. Sensing the our reservations, my partner gave the go ahead. This was enough to spur the bull and to lean in to kiss me, which got it all started.A man approaches a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and says, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

To which the man replied, “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

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I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.” 36) Wife birthday memes when all you get are flowers. I thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant. But apparently, it just changes the color of the baby.” 50) More funny husband and wife memes. Impact play involves one partner (or multiple) hitting another partner (or multiple) with an object that could range anywhere from a belt, to a flogger, a whip, or even something more intense. I’m not a one-in-a-million kind of girl. I’m a once in a lifetime kind of woman.” 25) These are some of the best wife memes, I guarantee it. Whatever works for you is great, but, when practicing kink, be cognizant of your partner(s)’ behavior and, when in doubt, play it safe. If they’re screaming “stop,” you should stop unless there’s a prior agreement that that behavior is intentional.