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A. Seven, one to change it, five to moan about it and Ferguson to say if the ref had done his job in the first place the light bulb would have never gone out! Yeah, but last week we were caught and had to sit down and watch the rest of the game,” replied one of the fans.
The story goes that a roadie failed to set up the recording equipment properly and so the Leeds gig was the one that took on its iconic status. Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey return to the scene of Live at Leeds (Photo: YP) Hippo bones were found in the city centre Despite two goals from Stuart Dallas Leeds have lost in the play-offs to Derby. A definite case of Derby Does Dallas. #LEEDER Klich, who has looked like a passenger in recent games, was once again off it for Leeds and was replaced at half-time by Marcelo Bielsa. This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends" says the City fan "I agree" replies the United fan
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The fact is that it once was, in 1929. Move over Valhalla. American Gene Sarazen tees off in the Ryder Cup in Leeds in 1929 (Photo: Hulton Archive / Getty) Russell Crowe almost bought the football team
Weirdly, I’ve been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn. It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night. In the summer of 2015, Academy Award winning actor Russell Crowe made enquiries into buying Leeds United, the team he has supported since he was a child. Daily Mirror: 'Riot' over Showbiz XI - Fifty people were hurt as thousands forces there way into football groundI'm afraid he's not here," came the reply, "We already gave him the afternoon off so he could attend your funeral."
And speaking of disappointments, let’s not forget the treasure trove of Liverpool FC jokes that never fail to keep us entertained when the match itself doesn’t. Ah, you’ve got to love the classics. Why did the Liverpool fan bring a ladder to the bar? To finally get some points! These zingers are the bread and butter—or should we say, the “bitter and scouser”—of football banter. They add that extra zing, like hot sauce on a bland taco. The jokes are like the unofficial mascot of the club, always lurking around, ready to pounce the moment there’s a fumble, a missed goal, or yet another defensive mishap. So here’s to Liverpool FC jokes, the gift that keeps on giving, much like their defense to the opposing team! Funny Liverpool FC Jokes My partner just split up with me because they think I’m obsessed with football. I’m a bit gutted about it – we’d been going out for three seasons. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top.One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest, "Where are you going, Father?" What does a [insert team here] fan do after watching their team win the Premier League? Turn off the PlayStation! There have, of course, been other sporting interests that have, at various times and for various periods, held some attraction for the comedy community. Horse racing, for instance, was a particular passion during the 1950s for such performers as Sidney James, Charlie Drake, Jimmy Clitheroe, Robert Morley, Wilfrid Hyde-White, Leslie Phillips, Max Bygraves, Chesney Allen, Ronald Shiner, Jimmy Edwards, Al Read and Terry-Thomas (who even campaigned to get horse jumps installed in Hyde Park), and some of them not only watched but also rode ( George Formby, a former stable apprentice, actually took part in the odd competitive race as well as organised charity equestrian events for himself and his fellow comics). There’s a massive turd on the floor in the Liverpool dressing room after one of their matches. The players can’t believe it. A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them...and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Leeds supporters have vented their frustration online after Helder Costa was deemed fractionally offside in the build-up to Tyler Roberts' goal.
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Leeds West Indian Carnival has been running longer than any other in Europe. That’s right, even longer than the famous Notting Hill edition. It’s been going since 1967 and it’s still going strong more than 50 years later. On every bank holiday weekend, Chapeltown comes to life, full of colour, music and energy as dancers weave their way through the streets before finishing up with a party. 42. We live in a cannibal city Seeing this, the Liverpool fan walked over and shouted "This is for the true Reds and everyone!" and pushed the Man United fan off the side of the mountain. On one occasion, when Mike and Bernie were appearing in pantomime in Bournemouth, they braved a blizzard to drive more than a hundred miles to play a game in a tiny town in Bedfordshire. The following week, however, they again battled the inclement weather and travelled to Ruislip, reeking of wintergreen, only to discover that they had been dropped from the starting eleven. The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Man. U. win the Champions League?". God Answers, "I will be dead by then!" The Match of the Day presenter initially tweeted: "Think it’s outrageous of Harry and Meghan to do an interview that’s transmitted at such a delicate time. Surely they could have waited for the Leeds West Ham game to finish."
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